Hate Man Utd

We recently posted an article putting forward a case for Nike Shirt advertisingto work against Man Utd. Alternatively, the big tick splashed across the devil’s shirts on every high street and hamlet in the country and all world destinations may put you off Nike products. So if you are in the market for soccer shoes or trainers then we at Hate Man Utd recommend Adidas Samba Millenium. Comfortable and stylish in our opinion and reminiscent of “Adidas Kick” and an era before Sky TV promote Man Utd to the world.

No this isn’t an article for all you plastic Mancs who live in Slough or some other far flung part of the Universe and think you are a Man Utd fan! It is for the hard core traveling fans who are lucky enough to get a ticket for the away section, which is a nightmare based on Manchester United’s very poor ticket allocation. Of all the available soccer apparel we recommend the new Umbro England drill top.

 

Whilst it looks cool it keeps you warm and if you wish to travel to Old Trafford incognito it is ideal. In addition it is sticking 2 fingers up at the group of Man Utd fans that believe Man Utd are greater than England. That topic may well be the subject of a future post.

It occured to us at Hate Manchester United that it is rather odd that Man Utd have Nike as their shirt sponsor. Sure Nike get the advertising exposure they are paying for by having people parading around in every town wearing the devilish top in the world, thinking they are Man Utd fans. However Nike products can be used against Manchester United. For example how many players will score against Man Utd wearing Nike football boots? We are not going to try and work his out, it is just the principle we are working with.

Indeed why not encourage the youth of today to wear Nike Youth soccer cleats so that one day they can develop into a player that will score goals against Man Utd, all because of their greed for the advertising income! Pictured are our top recommendation of Nike5 T-1 CT Jr.

One piece of non-sense sorted already this season, thanks to Chelsea in the Charity Shield. The idiots who drempt up Man Utd could win “5 trophies” (which was a joke when including the Charity Shield) cannot happen this season.

Chelsea winning on Penalties.

This survey has run throughout 2008/9 season. It will continue until 1000 replies have been made (257 so far recieved). Here is a summary so far:

Man Utd hated all over the world

Replies recieved from individual countries:  UK (52%), Unknown (8%), United States (7%), Australia (5%), India (4%), Malaysia (3%), Ireland (3%), Norway (3%), Singapore (2%) and 26 others (1% or less of the total).

The Clubs which hate Man Utd the most

Liverpool 99 votes.

Arsenal 36 votes.

Chelsea 21 votes.

Manchester City 14 votes.

Leeds United 13 votes.

Spurs 11 votes.

Bolton 6 votes.

Numerous other teams represented from lower English leagues and European teams.

Hate ratings

		High	Medium	Low
	How do you rate your hatred for Manchester United compared to other things you hate in life?	210 (81.7%)	42 (16.3%)	5 (1.9%)	0 (0%)
	How do you rate your hatred for Man Utd players?	185 (72%)	59 (23%)	11 (4.3%)	2 (0.8%)
	How do you rate your hatred for Man Utd fans?	209 (81.3%)	33 (12.8%)	11 (4.3%)	4 (1.6%)
	How do you rate your hatred for Man Utd players when they play for your national team?	109 (42.4%)	82 (31.9%)	38 (14.8%)	28 (10.9%)

Note: having some format problems here! End column is “none”.

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The Telegraph 3rd Jan 2009 

Sir Alex Ferguson has claimed that Manchester United are to send an observer to monitor the compilation of next season’s Premier League fixture list after suggesting that the champions have been disadvantaged and “handicapped” by this season’s programme.The United manager, who expressed doubts last season over the scheduling of the potentially volatile local derby against Manchester City four days after the 50th anniversary of the

Munich air disaster, has regularly complained about his team’s demanding fixture list this season.United have been forced to play away from home in the league after each Champions League away fixture this term and the club’s opening half of the campaign has seen them travel to play each of last season’s top nine away from Old Trafford.

Ferguson said: “I’ve been saying this for a few months, but our programme didn’t do us any favours and I think we have been handicapped by the Premier League in the fixture list.”They tell me it’s not planned. I’ve got my doubts. I’m not saying what they do down there, but next year we will be sending somebody to see how it happens, I can assure you. I just don’t understand how you can get the fixtures like that.” 

The Guardian 16th June 2009

Sir Alex Ferguson has no right to complain, as he did last year, that Manchester United have been specifically “handicapped” by the way the fixtures – announced today – fall. Because alongside a representative from Fulham, the FA and supporters’ groups in the Fixtures Working Party is none other than Ken Ramsden, the club secretary of … Manchester United.

Sent in by one of our readers.

Can Arsenal win at Old Trafford and force Man Utd to need a result on the last day of the season (assuming other results go the correct way)? Surely they will want revenge for the Champions League semi and want to prove a point.

The arrogance of Manchester United is sometimes beyond belief! They are planning the Champions League victory parade ahead of the first leg semi final with Arsenal. OK they are dressing it up as a saftey issue…… but come on, this is arrogance at a new level

Arsenal, Chelsea or Barca fans any comments????

 The nominees for the PFA player of the year have only one non Man Utd player in the list. That player being Liverpool’s Steven Gerrard.

The full list being: Cristiano Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Rio Ferdinand, Nemanja Vidic, Edwin van der Sar and Steven Gerrard.

This is a plain case of bias. Please comment if you could name a player who has been over looked. In the meantime, lets hope Gerrard wins!

A quick note to regular visitors to this site. There have been no updates due to holidays and a bombardment of SPAM comments. Whilst on holiday we had some fun at the expense of a “Man Utd fan” in a continental bar, he had a Man Utd shirt on. He claimed to support them because “they are the best team” (sic). When questioned he had not been to any games. An individual with no loyalty to his home town or country and likely to swap his “support” when another team become the best. Well done to FC Porto who scared Man Utd in the Champions League Quarter finals (but alas did not win in the end). And it sounds like there is a new “wonder kid” to keep an eye on

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