Light bulb joke
Q. How many people does it take to change a light bulb at Old Trafford?
A. One person to change the light bulb, one person to tap irritatingly on a watch whilst chewing gum like a mad man, several thousand people to watch on in silence and several million people to bang on about how well the light bulb was changed and how no one else could do it as well as “their person” did despite not seeing the light bulb being changed.
Please take a moment to complete the Hate Man United Survey.
Visit the Hate Manchester United on-line shop!
May 2nd, 2009 at 07:54 pm
[…] Hate Man Utd » Blog Archive » Light bulb joke […]
May 2nd, 2009 at 09:29 pm
This joke is so old, I have heard exactly the same for Liverpool and Arsenal.
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:29 am
To be fair, I have to agree with Susan, this is a really old joke and I have heard it about loads of teams.
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I’ve not heard it before, in any event it is only funny for Man Utd
May 6th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I have a joke- Why do housewives like Arsenal?
Because they stay on top for ages and come second