Manchester United jokes
I found this joke and others when surfing the net.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
I needed something to cheer me up after the injury time goal against Sunderland and the predicatable home draws in the Carling Cup which essentially means Man Utd been given a bye into the final stages of the competition.
At least ex red Roy Keane left Sunderland before the visit to Old Trafford. Meaning I can’t use a conspiracy theory to explain why Sunderland had no shots (on or off target) in the whole game!
More Man Utd jokes here.
December 7th, 2008 at 06:01 pm
United have been drawn away to Derby in the Carling Cup final, doesnt mean we will get through
December 8th, 2008 at 02:45 pm
I have quite a few football jokes:
What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
The tea stays in the cup longer!
Rafael Benitez: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
Rafael Benitez: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”
What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
Pam’s only got two tits in front of her
December 18th, 2008 at 07:06 pm
Hmmmm change a few words and these would be funny
November 7th, 2009 at 09:04 am
Piano…
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