Manchester United jokes

 I found this joke and others when surfing the net.

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.  

I needed something to cheer me up after the injury time goal against Sunderland and the predicatable home draws in the Carling Cup which essentially means Man Utd been given a bye into the final stages of the competition.

At least ex red Roy Keane left Sunderland before the visit to Old Trafford. Meaning I can’t use a conspiracy theory to explain why Sunderland had  no shots (on or off target) in the whole game!

Football - West Ham United v Sunderland

More Man Utd jokes here.

5 Responses to “Manchester United jokes”

  1. manuniteddevils Says:

    United have been drawn away to Derby in the Carling Cup final, doesnt mean we will get through

  2. manuniteddevils Says:

    I have quite a few football jokes:

    What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
    The tea stays in the cup longer!

    Rafael Benitez: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
    Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
    Rafael Benitez: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”

    What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
    Pam’s only got two tits in front of her

  3. Antimanu Says:

    Hmmmm change a few words and these would be funny ;)

  4. Piano Says:

    Piano…

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