Manchester United jokes

 I found this joke and others when surfing the net.

Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them – folk couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.  

I needed something to cheer me up after the injury time goal against Sunderland and the predicatable home draws in the Carling Cup which essentially means Man Utd been given a bye into the final stages of the competition.

At least ex red Roy Keane left Sunderland before the visit to Old Trafford. Meaning I can’t use a conspiracy theory to explain why Sunderland had  no shots (on or off target) in the whole game!

Football - West Ham United v Sunderland

More Man Utd jokes here.

25 Responses to “Manchester United jokes”

  1. United have been drawn away to Derby in the Carling Cup final, doesnt mean we will get through

  2. I have quite a few football jokes:

    What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
    The tea stays in the cup longer!

    Rafael Benitez: “Our new Winger cost five million. I call him our wonder player”
    Sir Alex Ferguson: “Why’s that?”
    Rafael Benitez: “Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!”

    What’s is the differance between Pamela Anderson and the Liverpool goal?
    Pam’s only got two tits in front of her

  3. Antimanu says:

    Hmmmm change a few words and these would be funny ;)

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